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Yato! Teto! Kyoto! Jo! Yoshimura!
You can close your eyes, right?
- Close your eyes and think about it. - Okay.
When we were kids, we used to do obstacle race.
- Like going through a net. - Yes.
Because there's a small obstacle.
Rather than just running normally, you have to overcome obstacles.
By putting in the power you don't usually put in, you don't know who's going to win.
It's a variety of fun and interesting races.
- The kids are surprisingly strong. - Yeah.
- Because they go through obstacles. - Because they go through obstacles a lot.
Even if we adults do that now...
We thought it wouldn't be a good idea...
To do an obstacle race that adults can enjoy more.
Even if it's a long race or there's a small obstacle, it doesn't make much sense.
So we decided to make it like an agricultural obstacle race.
This time, we made the obstacle race 5 meters long.
- It's short! - Hmm...
- I think 5 meters of race is a short time. - Yes.
We prepared as many obstacles as we could in 5 meters.
Even if you can't go through them, it's fine.
But if you do it with your own money...
You can't go to jail or anything like that.
- So it's 100,000 yen. - Yes.
Out of the 100,000 yen...
You have to make an obstacle for us.
But you can also buy tools for the obstacle race.
- Yes. - It's for adults only.
- It costs 100,000 yen for one team. - That's right!
For adults only...
This time, we'll split up into a steel team and a city bug team.
Each of us will make an obstacle.
- And each of us will go over it. - Yes.
So we're getting ready now...
But Ryo-kun and I are tired.
- We've already set up obstacles! - Yes!
- Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you for your hard work!
- It was really tough! - Maybe you're tired...
- But we're full of energy! - We're full of energy and can't move!
You know...
When you two came and we just started making it...
- You left Matsukara and disappeared. - Yes.
- But that's fine. - Yes.
We had a rule of making it in a limited time of 2 hours each...
- And when we realized it was this time... - Yes.
We went really far away.
- The ramen shop wasn't open at all. - That's right.
- Barbara was on a school holiday... - Yes.
- She was in trouble. - Yes.
- We waited 30 minutes for the shop to open. - In front of the shop.
- The adults were lining up. - The old man and old woman were lining up too.
- The three of us were lining up. - Yes.
- We thought we had to make it on time... - Yes.
- But it said "school holiday". - What?
Old man! Old man! We're off today!
Oh, we're off today!
Old man, we've been there for 15 minutes or more.
- We went a long way. - Yes, it was a waste of time.
- The ramen we finally made was the best. - Yes.
- So, our wall is complete. - Yes.
- This time, it's 5 meters wide and 1.5 meters wide. - Yes.
- It's a color cone. - Yes.
- The inside of the color cone is a 1.5 meter line... - Yes.
- So that it doesn't go over it. - Got it.
We'll try not to have it on both sides.
It's okay if it doesn't touch the ground outside of the 1.5 meter line.
It looks like you really worked hard to make it.
- I'm sorry, but we're competing. - Yes.
- But we'll break it in one second. - Really? I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. - We're competing.
- If we can do it. - Yes.
We're also sorry.
If it was 5 meters, it would be about 2 seconds, but some of this has disappeared, so leave it to me.
- There is a ban for this time. - There are a lot of things.
All tools, except for the clothes you are wearing now and this body, can only be used by those who bought them.
Well, I said that the space is OK, but if it comes out even 1 millimeter from 1.5 meters, some people will say "no, please go back."
- And somehow, it's not good to be dangerous. - Oh, that's right.
- You can't leave a stone or an iron plate burning 5 meters away. - That's right.
- Well, that's about it, isn't it? - Yes.
- Then, would you like to go to the start position immediately? - Yes.
High-heeled handsome guy team!
Well, it's 5 meters, so it's short!
It's short!
This is already 2 lines!
It's 2 lines!
So, I'd like to make it a little more specific, but there are many things that are not realistically possible.
Well, as a result, we decided to make a wall!
That's right! It's pretty much a barrier!
Well, but that's like a workshop.
By using this giant hammer, you can break down what your opponent has made and move on!
Tetsuya said that with one, you can break through all barriers.
That secret weapon is still in the car.
Well, honestly, I happen to use it on the ground, so I'm thinking of breaking through it.
Is there only one item for breaking through?
First of all, shall we hit it?
That's right! Let's make one wall at a time!
We'll make five of them!
As a strategy, we'll interfere a lot and buy time!
It's like that, isn't it?
Yes! Well, here...
Isn't this meter important?
We'll make five by 5 meters, so one meter each!
Oh, give me a major!
We haven't bought a major!
Oh, I see!
You can't even use a major!
But we bought a scale, so...
Oh, you don't need it.
That's a good thing.
No, it's fine.
It's pretty random, isn't it?
When you look at it from the side and it's narrow here, you don't like it, do you?
No, I don't like it!
Wow, it doesn't interest me!
But...
It's not like we're making a structure or anything.
The inside of the cone is the field, so you can hit it every meter there!
Oh, it's coming, it's coming!
Can you hit this board? 180?
That's random, isn't it?
Oh, it doesn't matter now.
That's random!
It's difficult for you, isn't it, Tetsuya?
Shall we go a little?
Yeah.
Isn't it okay around here?
Let's stack them up as much as we can and make it difficult to separate them.
Shall we do that?
Let's do that!
It takes a lot of time...
This is surprisingly difficult.
What's with this wood? Isn't it too hard?
It's like you're making a frame and putting concrete inside and making it look like a concrete farm.
Oh, that's what it's for.
Oh, that's why it's concrete.
Is it a concrete panel?
Oh no, I just noticed that too.
That's why it's concrete.
You're amazing.
It's concrete.
Wow, it's a good obstacle.
No, I don't like it when it's in front of me.
It's pretty annoying.
Oh!
All you have to do is hit the big nail.
Here!
Here?
It's here. Just above.
Just above.
Look, it's coming out.
With my perfect finger center.
Come out!
Oh!
Oh, wait!
It was too close!
It was only one centimeter away!
It's coming, it's coming!
Oh, the distance is perfect!
It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
Oh, it's in, it's in, it's in!
Oh, that's good, that's good!
Should we go in the middle?
Here!
We delivered it!
Are you kidding me?!
One complete!
Well, we have no choice but to go like this.
Well, either of us will eat or either of us will build a wall.
That's right.
It's a real field work, isn't it?
We'll go around and catch up.
The distance is...
Fifty minutes.
Let's see how much we can build in fifty minutes.
Let's do it!
Okay!
It's weak today, but let's build more and more walls!
The angle of this wood is 60 degrees.
Are you fixing it?
This might be a little bad.
Are you going to hit it with hot water?
If you hit it with hot water...
Perfect!
We've built a fake wall!
- What do you think? - This is good.
- The fourth wall is hot. - The fourth wall is hot.
Should we build the fifth wall, or reinforce the wall we already have?
- We should build the fifth wall and just hit each other. - Let's do that.
- Ah! - Ah! Where are you going?!
- No connection! - Where are you going?!
- 15 minutes left. - 15 minutes left.
- Should we just build it and leave it there? - Really?
- If we break through the fourth wall, does that mean we're done? - I'm a little scared of nails.
- That's true. - It's dangerous.
- I said it's dangerous. - That's true.
- This one is fine. - This one is fine, so...
- Ah! Give me something like a barrel! - Ah!
- Ah!
- Stop! - Alright!
- Can you stop for a second? - Yeah...
- If you ignore me, I'll give you a penalty! - I really don't like it. We have to stop.
- If we cut it here and connect it here, wouldn't it be strong? - Yeah.
- You're cutting it too much! - Hey! It's too short!
- We have to do it where it's flat. - Ouch!
- What are you doing?! Are you okay?! - I hit my thumb!
- I just saw it. - Whoa!
- Ah! - Ah!
- What?! What?! What?! - Ah!
- What is it?! Ah! - Ah!
- What are you doing?! - If we try to put this in...
- It'll be too weak. - Wait a minute!
- Let's start from here and shoot in order.
- This is the last one I wanted to do. - Really?
- We only have four minutes left, but we won, so we won't use it!
- It's a very difficult strategy to make the scaffold worse and jump over it!
- Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
- Time's up! - Ah, it's tough!
- And with that... - Yes?
- Our obstacle course has been set up. - Yes.
- Should we introduce the course? - I recommend it.
First of all, as a star, you'll be faced with this wall that looks so strong you can't believe it.
- But if you're serious about it, no one will know what it is. - No one will know.
The second wall is also pretty strong.
And behind the second wall is a pole that connects with the third wall and you don't know if it's better or worse.
And behind the third wall is a wall that looks so weak you can't believe it.
And behind the fourth wall is the wall we're most confident about.
- Yes. - But it looks like it's in the worst condition.
- This is our key point. - Yes.
- And behind the fifth wall is... - Wait, wait...
- If you set it up, we'll... - That's right!
There's a saying that goes, "If you ignore it, you'll get suspended."
- I don't want to get suspended. - You don't want that, do you?
- And behind the fourth wall is a pole. - Well, we're pretty serious about it.
If it's less than a minute, I'll cry.
- You think you can do it? - I can do it!
And with that, this has been the tall, handsome team!
By the way, if you both clear it, you win.
I see.
Well, let's get started!
Adults' Luxury Gachinko Obstacle 5 Meter Race!
Get ready, go!
Start!
Okay!
Oh, wait! I'm gonna fall again!
Okay!
Go!
Okay!
Wait!
What's over there? I'm scared!
Okay, okay, okay!
Oh, this is it! It's dangerous, it's dangerous, it's dangerous!
Okay!
Oh, wow, wow! Are you okay? Are you okay?
I'm kind of scared.
I'm worried about you!
Be careful!
Be safe! Be safe!
Be careful!
I'm worried about you!
Can you come off that easily?
I'm scared!
By the way, the third one is a tug.
Can I do that?
Okay!
Can you go there?
This is in the way!
Don't you need this?
Huh?
It's heavier than I thought!
Can you reach it?
Okay, okay, okay, okay!
But this is an obstacle, right?
Oh, you found me!
Toshimitsu, like this!
Huh?
Huh? Huh?
Wait a minute!
Toshimitsu, like this!
Can you go through like this?
Okay!
Alright!
How many seconds?
49 seconds!
Alright!
Alright! I'm full!
Two hours...
Seriously, thanks to the ramen...
How is it? How is the timing?
Is it better than this?
Thinking about it from five meters away, I thought 49 seconds was too long, but...
Huh?
There are two spectators.
Um...
Huh?
You're too mature.
No, but you...
You said "seriously," so...
Seriously!
But I said "mature" a lot.
That's fine. If you're that mature, then we're mature, too!
Kuuu!
Well, that's...
Seriously, that's fine.
It doesn't make sense!
No, it's fine.
I thought I could save a little time, but I went from the side.
If it was in the center, we wouldn't have been able to cross it.
Actually, I'd like to know what it would have been like if the fourth wall was on the right side of the road.
But if this road was narrower...
That's right.
Is this side tight?
That's right.
I knew it, it's off.
If you don't mind, could you do the fourth one?
Is it this one?
It's not as bad as I thought.
- Oh, it's hard. - It's hard, isn't it?
It's good!
There are only three nails...
so this area is...
Isn't it easier with your hands?
There's something weak about this.
Look at the fifth one, too.
Fifth one?
Oh, it says something.
If you ignore it, you'll be suspended.
Stop.
Suspension!
Suspension of walking.
We're door-to-door, so we can hardly walk.
What are they, a taxi driver?
- Damn it... - Damn it...
Even if an amateur stands up and says, "This is it,"
"your house"...
"your house"... "is walled up."
How hard can this be?
- It's gonna cost a lot of money. - Yeah.
But it's possible, right?
It's possible.
- We're a little impatient, aren't we? - Yeah.
Well, whatever.
Should we give it a try?
- Well, we'll make it just in case. - Yeah.
We'll make it just in case, lightly.
We'll do it until it's in the fridge.
Huh?
You won't use it for two hours, maybe?
- No, we won't use it at all. - We won't use it for two hours.
- Really? - That's why I was surprised.
But you're serious, right?
- No, it's normal. - I'm serious!
- But if I say it first... - You're serious!
I thought it'd be best if we couldn't use it.
I see.
But that kind of thing is expensive!
- That's true! - That's true!
- I think we can go to a convenience store. - Yeah.
- Let's go to a convenience store and come back. - Yeah.
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Yes, good luck! - Please set it up!
Yes!
"Your house"...
"your house"...
By the way, did you notice something?
Well...
I don't want to notice it yet.
As we just did...
If it's not a thicker device than 1.5 meters...
As you saw earlier, it will be taken sideways like this.
So we bought four long boards...
and decided to make a hill at once!
It said the dimensions.
38... something, something...
It said...
Since it's 38 centimeters...
If you buy four of them...
It's 32cm×32cm×152cm.
I thought it would be more than that...
But it's about 1.5 meters for me.
It's about 1.5 meters for me.
Isn't it too much?
- No, it's not. - Why?
What happened?
So...
- Did you drop it? - I was wondering why you didn't notice it...
38 is 38 millimeters.
It's the thickness of this board!
What!?
Really!?
I really didn't notice it!
It wasn't the time for you to eat a lot of ramen!
Hey, let's try what we wanted to do once!
Did you mean we were doing like this with 38 millimeters?
Yes, yes, yes.
We were lining up like this...
- Yeah, I thought it would be enough. - It's 38 centimeters, can we do it?
It's 38 centimeters, can we do it?
It was really like this, wasn't it?
Isn't it stupid?
After that, we waited for 30 minutes for ramen...
It was a holiday...
It's not a stupid gathering!
- Yes, yes, yes. - Okay, our strategy...
We can't do it, but...
Our strategy is...
- This is definitely not good. - It's here, isn't it?
Well, I'll put it here.
I'll put another one here, right?
This is the appearance of the board we saw earlier.
Ah, whatever.
This is a pretty good hill, isn't it?
Then we have to climb this one, right?
- What is this? - Let's put four of these together.
See?
It's not enough.
So we'll make this hill...
And in the end, we'll put that on it, right?
- Lawson Hill. - Lawson Hill, right?
We'll put Lawson Hill on it...
And we'll see if we can climb it or not.
Here and here, we'll connect them at the same time...
Since we like this kind of thing, we'll make a hole and connect it so that it doesn't come off through the joint board.
Make a hole and try it.
It's surprisingly working.
To be honest, it's about eight times better than I imagined.
Oh, it's fast! It's already open!
Then try it on the other side.
It worked! It worked!
And this doesn't go through normally.
Yes, in general.
So we're going to try to spread it out with this.
But I don't think this will work.
It takes 100 hours.
It takes 100 hours!
It went through.
I got it!
This is cheating, but let's make it as tight as we planned.
Okay.
Then let's negotiate.
Negotiate...
Do you want to win or make the video more interesting?
No, no, it's cheating.
Look at this. It's strong enough to be like one.
Huh? Perfect!
Mr. Kessoku is excellent.
He's really excellent.
It's a story of a cutter that can't be cut.
I'm sure you're thinking like this.
To be honest, if you cut it, you'll lose in time.
So if you want to cut it, you should say it here.
If you do that, you'll lose, so you should climb it!
I really think so.
It's really worth it.
I think it's wrong because it comes out a lot.
It's like a mine stone.
You put it on the side of the road and say, "It's really like this," but you cut it like a mine stone and say, "Which one is better?"
But if you say, "I think it's this one," it's dangerous, isn't it?
In the meantime, we're winning time.
How do you tie it up and put it on like this?
What do you tie it up with?
If you take only the top part with your bare hands, you'll lose one piece.
You're serious.
I'm going to pour lotion here, so please clean it up.
Can I use this as a tool?
Yes.
Shh!
Can you play some hip-hop?
On your marks...
Get set...
Go!
No, no, no!
It's safer to dig this ground and cover it with soil.
That's right.
Okay!
I'm pretty good at digging.
Oh, scary!
The tip is pointed.
There's a hole there.
It's perfect.
You can't buy this at a construction site.
It's not small.
It's small.
It's easy.
All you have to do is put up a fashion logo.
Put up a fashion logo!
Do you like it?
No, not really.
It's just right.
Really?
If I were a YouTuber, I'd do a challenge with this.
It's too funny.
I want to do it now.
Don't you think so, too?
It's too funny, isn't it?
Okay, we're ready.
I'll explain the course.
Look at this.
There's a rope on the balcony.
What's this about?
It's a lie.
Is it true?
It's not.
But there's a line here.
If you're an adult, you'll wonder if it's up to here.
It's a trick using adults' psychology.
That's right.
All you can do is go this way.
Look at this.
There's lotion on the tree.
All you have to do is climb up here.
You have 49 seconds.
If they succeed more than 49 seconds, we win.
I think we can do it.
I hope they can do it.
It's a gimmick using the feeling of "I don't have to make a picture."
Let's do it.
Thank you for waiting.
We have prepared something to break the super secret weapon.
This is it.
It may be very useful.
Please use it.
Let's use it.
Get ready.
- Start! - Go!
- You're really doing it! - Yeah!
- This is easy! - Like this...
- Got it! - Got it!
- Whoa! - Whoa, wait!
- Oh no! It's slippery! - Whoa!
- Wow! - Whoa!
- Watch out! Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out!
- Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out!
- You can do it! - Watch out!
- It's slippery! - Watch out!
- It's too slippery! - It's that hard?
- Let's try it first. - It's dangerous in both airs.
- Watch out! Watch out! - Watch out! Watch out!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Ouch! - Really?
- You wanna try it? - This is crazy!
- This is crazy! Watch out! - This is crazier than I thought!
- Watch out for your own health! - Whoa!
- Wow! - Let's run and grab it!
- Oh! - Whoa!
- Ouch! That was close! That was close! - That was close!
- That was close!
- What is this? - It's slippery.
- This is too dangerous when it's slippery like this! - Yeah, it's dangerous!
- Scary! - Don't let it pass you!
- Don't let it pass you!
- It'll pass you here! - Are you okay?!
- It'll pass you here! - You gotta go over it!
- You gotta do it over there! - You gotta get it up there!
- This is dangerous! - It's really hard!
- Wow! - You gotta lock it in place!
- Yeah! - You gotta lock it in place!
- We're safe now! - We're safe now!
- Look at this! - You have to go over it!
- We're safe now! - It's okay!
- I'll help you out! - Heave it up!
- Lotion really does hurt a lot. - Hey, why don't you go over there and make sure it's safe?
- Check it out! - Check it out?
I hope you'll be okay.
- See? - Be careful.
This is amazing! It's so practical!
- I think you can do it. - I'm sure you can do it!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Wow!
- What's behind you? - What's behind me?
- Over here. - Over here?
- If you go over this... - Oh, I see!
- There's nothing. - Yeah, there's only one.
- If you go over this... - Yeah.
- You can do it! - I'm not good at this!
I really can't do it.
- Let's switch places. - Let's switch places.
- Let's do it. - Which one is which?
- Which one is which?
- Oh, it's this one!
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry!
Sorry, sorry!
- You can't go over there. - You can do it!
- Here it comes! - You can do it!
- Hang in there! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
No, no...
- Why did it end up like this? - This is so hard!
- There's space over here, so you can fly. - Okay!
- Maybe I should just run normally. - You can do it.
- Like you're picking up a wind. - You can do it.
Huh!
- Nice! - You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Wow! - I can just do this normally, right?
You can do it!
- You did it! - You did it!
- I'm so happy! - Well, whatever.
- I think we spent a lot of time. - It was a good trap.
- I had a hard time with the lotion. - What's the time?
- The time is 5 minutes and 14 seconds. - Damn it!
- We were defeated!
- If we didn't use those items, we would have been faster. - Our defeat is temporary.
- We were already drowned. - If we ran like this, it would have been 10 seconds.
- That's right. - If we came from the left, it would have been 2 seconds.
- It was a trap set by Toshimitsu. - What's a trap?
- I thought it was a line to clean up the garbage. - A trap line.
- What do you think of it? - If you're an adult, you have to work this hard.
- I see. - There should be a clearer line.
- What's that? - It's a dotted line.
- Before we sent you two away, we were talking about how good you were.
- When we calculated it, we really thought you were just in time.
- But when we took a closer look, you weren't in time at all.
- We miscalculated centimeters and millimeters. - There were four adults at the home center.
- 38 centimeters. - 38 centimeters.
- That's a lot. - That's a lot.
- Thank you so much for your teamwork.
- Can you lend me one? - We all failed.
- I don't want this to be a competition.
- How about we make it a little higher and wider?
- You can't move it anymore? - Can you try it?
- Sure.
- It's an exhibition of destruction. - I don't have a key chain.
- I'll use a real one. - Okay.
- Ready, go! - Ready, go!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Don't be so mature! - You're too mature!
- You have nine seconds. - Yay!
- It's easier this way! - Look at me!
- You look like a mickey donkey!
- We failed. - It was impossible.
- It was really impossible.
- We thought a lot about it. - We probably did a sports day.
- We landed in the right place. - It's amazing how we landed.
- If we were adults, we'd do it like kids. - We probably did.
- We never had a competition like this. - We never had a competition like this.
- What? A competition like this? - 200,000 yen?
- 200,000 yen for cutting it in half! - That's what adults know.
- We made rules and thought about competition. - Failure is inevitable, so don't be discouraged and face it head on!
- That's what adults know about competitive sports. - See you in the next failure!
- Goodbye! - There's a failure in the next one.
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